psychcomedy:

A woman is talking with her psychoanalyst and says:

“Hey doc, you know you were telling me about freudian slips? Well, I had an amazing one yesterday. I was having lunch with my mother, and I meant to say, ‘Please pass the salt,’ but instead I said, ‘You god damn bitch, you ruined my life!’”

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frickyeah1990s:

do you remember these games?

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About Time (2013)

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